Radio Gav

Moira The North East Detective

Moira the north east detective gets the job done with her out of the box thinking while being surrounded by turkeys in her Northumbrian Police office. She's very proud to be the only detective that can speak in a Welsh Pakistani accent throughout the day whilst still solving murders as well as Madigan, Inspector Wexsford and Frank Cannon.

Jimmy Vehicle At The After Show Party

Showbiz reporter Scooby McDaphne is Radio Gav's showbiz reporter even though people think he works for the BBC. He approaches outrageous comedian Jimmy Vehicle at the after show party following a national Telethon to raise money for the starving millions. Jimmy however can't work script free.

The Duke Of Northumberland And The Ramones

The Duke of Northumberland is looking after The Ramones for a week or two, their mams have asked if he could. He's trying to take them out on educational trips because he is taking his role of looking after them seriously, The Ramones however are difficult to babysit being an American punk band from the CBGB era.

The Filthiest Song In The World Ever

Imagine how filthy a song can be even in this day and age?!! It's hard to imagine isn't it. This one is so sexually explicit that words have to be beeped and honked and machine gunned out to protect one's ears. Good job Mrs Whitehouse isn't around these days, she'd shit.

Observational Humour by Gavin Webster

Gavin Webster discusses in under two minutes what observational comedy is all about. The last line will lift the lid on the almost secret trick of the perception of the deceptively simple art form.

Forum with John Diplomacy (Christmas Special)

John Diplomacy presents a light hearted Christmas edition of discussion show 'Forum', sadly it gets heated and not very Christmassy with his guests Daily Mail columnist Rachel Liberal, lead singer of the butterflies Kirsty Extraneous, Lord Tibshelf and editor of What Spanner magazine Rotherham's very own Fred Hinge.

Abraham Lincoln's Famous Quotations

Dekka is once again telling his mates how Abraham Lincoln had the funniest turn of phrase and was one of the wittiest human beings that ever lived. Once again they're not convinced.

Chicken On The End

Radio Gav boy band Chicken On The End sing their self titled anthem 'Chicken On The End' which was a big hit for them back in 1972. Chris, Steve, Alan (RIP) and Clucky take us back to the footstomping, flared trousered, Ravioli in a tin, happens go lucky but with lots of strikes and power cuts 70s. Enjoy!

The First Wife

A new sketch! Well this one is more of a monologue by my good self, very much a 'this is me' moment like Mike Yarwood used to have. All about my first wife and the scrapes I used to get up to with my mate Len Stemp. Garden fetes, French restaurants and first victims.

The Ryton's Towns Women's Guilds Doing Easy Rider

The Ryton Town's Women's Guilds have a regular show group that do film recitals of cult movies. Tonight they tackle Easy Rider with Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda.